I was buying a few things at Lowe's this afternoon when a woman with a dog in the store started talking to me.
Woman: "You must be having a girl!"
Me: "You're right!"
Woman: "I know because of how you're carrying her. Just like a torpedo! That is how I carried my girls!"
Woman walking towards to me: "Let me see..."
Me thinking: I think this woman is going to touch my stomach.
Then...I realized that she was trying to lift up my shirt to LOOK at my stomach!
Me, holding my shirt down: "Please don't do that!"
Woman: "Oh, your modest."
Me, thinking: You are crazy!
The woman had a few other suggestions and comments for me...and I think she was crazy!
My next stop was at Goodwill and there I encountered a woman who walked over and handed me a figurine in the shape a fertility god--one of those wood carved figures.
Woman: You should wear this like a necklace!
Me: Ummm...I'm pregnant.
Woman: But these figures are supposed to make your baby beautiful.
Me, thinking: Are you serious? You are crazy too!
Me, saying: "No, I'm not in need of that. My husband would think that was crazy too."
Woman: "Maybe so."
Me, thinking: Now, where is the exit?
Really...today, people were crazy.